Just remember that Domino’s Pizza delivers so you can AVOID THE NOID. He’s almost everywhere, but he is avoidable: That’s all we do, and we do it all the time with our NOID-PROOF delivery system. And Domino’s Pizza delivers your hot, delicious pizza in less than 30 minutes. We make pizza precisely to your order with the finest ingredients. We keep the NOID out and all the quality in. What the NOID didn’t plan on was a pizza delivery system designed just to make top-quality pizza and deliver it fast. Some people claimed that the box tasted better than the pizza, so the NOID knew that he was winning. Millions of people received pizza that just wasn’t right it was cold, or soggy, or late. He just knew that delivered pizza would be easy pickin’s.Įarly on, the NOID was very successful. He was sure he could take advantage of a pizza served miles away from where it was made. The NOID thought delivered pizza would be especially simple to ruin. The NOID’s plan was to make pizza the first in a long list of foods he alone had conquered. The NOID hated the idea that any food could be so delicious, so perfect, and still be served as a nutritious meal or snack. Pizza was becoming a popular food at that time. He was ready to ruin one special food all by himself. A rugged individualist, the NOID wanted to work alone. Long lines, dirty silverware and airline food are Cro-Magnoid ideas.Ībout 75 years ago, the renegade NOID left the Cro-Magnoid tribe. While people in food service faced the task of obtaining, preparing and serving large amounts of food to the public, the Cro-Magnoids developed their techniques to make eating away from home a disappointment. Known as the Cro-Magnoids, these pests studied ways to spoil food served by restaurants and institutions. Anyone who has had lumpy gravy, burned toast or weak coffee has been a victim of the Neandernoids.Īfter a while, some of the Neandernoids went on to specialize even more. Over time, they built up a large bag of tricks. They started with simple tricks, like blowing out fires so woolly mammoth cutlets couldn’t be sautéed. The Neandernoids found many ways they could ruin meals and snacks. They knew that people would always have to eat, so they would have lots of chances to make life miserable for people. The first tribe of troublemakers to specialize was known as the Neandernoids, who decided to become experts in ruining food. After all, anyone can make a mistake, but to make a complete shambles of anything, you have to know what you’re doing. As the world filled up with more and more people doing more and more things, the Small Ones had to specialize so they could keep up. Long ago, these little folk would cause trouble for anyone, any time. People everywhere tell stories about the little creatures who make things go wrong. He has brothers, sisters and cousins all over the world. The NOID has been around for a long, long time. Somehow the NOID will try to make sure your pizza is just not right. He might try to make your pizza taste like cardboard. CNN Sans ™ & © 2016 Cable News Network.The NOID loves to ruin your pizza. Market holidays and trading hours provided by Copp Clark Limited. All content of the Dow Jones branded indices Copyright S&P Dow Jones Indices LLC and/or its affiliates. Standard & Poor’s and S&P are registered trademarks of Standard & Poor’s Financial Services LLC and Dow Jones is a registered trademark of Dow Jones Trademark Holdings LLC. Dow Jones: The Dow Jones branded indices are proprietary to and are calculated, distributed and marketed by DJI Opco, a subsidiary of S&P Dow Jones Indices LLC and have been licensed for use to S&P Opco, LLC and CNN. Chicago Mercantile: Certain market data is the property of Chicago Mercantile Exchange Inc. US market indices are shown in real time, except for the S&P 500 which is refreshed every two minutes. Your CNN account Log in to your CNN account
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